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"Bengals News So Fake You'd Swear Cincinnati Invented Heartbreak As A Sport."
1020 3040 50 4030 2010
Cincinnati Bengals
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"Who Dey" chant echoes through Paycor Stadium loud enough to be heard across the river in Kentucky Tiger stripe uniforms once again voted most aggressive laundry decision in the AFC North Cincinnati fans reaffirm patience finally paying off after a wait longer than several careers Bengals remind division rivals that recent success was, in fact, on purpose Orange and black jerseys reportedly visible from the opposing sideline before the game even starts "Who Dey" chant echoes through Paycor Stadium loud enough to be heard across the river in Kentucky Tiger stripe uniforms once again voted most aggressive laundry decision in the AFC North Cincinnati fans reaffirm patience finally paying off after a wait longer than several careers Bengals remind division rivals that recent success was, in fact, on purpose Orange and black jerseys reportedly visible from the opposing sideline before the game even starts
Top Stories

Bengals Reaffirm Cincinnati Did Not, In Fact, Invent Heartbreak As A Sport

Historians were consulted. Historians describe the clarification as 'necessary, if unconvincing.'

By The BENGAL STRIPES Desk · Cincinnati Bureau

Around The Building
Who Dey Wire

Who Dey Wire Reports Record Reader Engagement This Season

Editors describe engagement as 'passionate, historically speaking.'

1988 Watch

1988 Watch Column Renewed For The 38th Consecutive Year

Editors describe the renewal as 'a formality, at this point.'

Chase Routes

Chase Routes Segment Reports Record Visitor Interest

Producers describe the numbers as 'well-earned, honestly.'

Rumor Mill

Front Office Insists Bengals Are 'In On Everybody' This Offseason

The phrase has now been issued across multiple ownership eras.

Taylor Speaks

Taylor Praises Offense's 'Rhythm' Following A Three-And-Out

He confirmed the rhythm was, at minimum, present.

Locker Room

Rookie Stunned By Turnout At A Routine Walkthrough

Thirty reporters attended. Four asked about the stripes.

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